Long Humor & Satire Sex Stories
The longest humor & satire sex stories on the site — slow-burn reads of 2,500+ words for when a quickie isn't enough. Browse all Humor & Satire stories →
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Reunited, Horny, and One Roulette Bet Away from Naked
Old rivals get tipsy, bet on roulette, strip, and fuck like idiots in the VIP lounge.
Gloves Off, Rebound On
Gloves On: Carmen's hilarious rebound hookup turns into sweaty, laughing car sex with her cocky ex-colleague.
Snowed In With My Ex’s Hot Cousin
Trapped in a blizzard with my ex's smug, hilarious cousin, we hate-fuck and roast each other nonstop.
Dumb Older Step-Cousin Fucks Younger Step-Cousin in Dryer
Hassan hilariously fucks his stuck step-cousin Aisha in the dryer after she dares him.
Masked Stranger in My Lap
Coworker grinds lap during team building escape room.
Atomic Wedgie in the Changing Room
Rafael gives his fiancée Aisha a hilarious atomic wedgie in the changing room.
Pregnant Star: Five Years of Blockbuster Bellies
A sassy actress keeps showing up visibly pregnant in every blockbuster hit.
Denial: Quadruplets from One Night Stand
Chloe, a attorney, hilariously denies she's hugely pregnant with quadruplets from her one-night stand.
Friends With Benefits and a Very Hard Problem
Two burned-out coworkers roast each other’s dating profiles then fuck all over the office.
He Fumbles My First Time on the Wrong Couch
A coordinator's first hookup ends in hilarious squeaky-couch sex with the wrong neighbor's furniture.
Losing the Bet in the Florist's Cooler
Locked in a florist cooler, Brigitte and Terrence turn their stupid bet into hilarious sweaty sex.
Strangers on the Midnight Express Swap Fantasies Until They Snap
Two jaded coworkers swap filthy train-sex fantasies until they lock the door and fuck.
Divorcée's Hot Tub Revenge Plot Goes Very, Very Wrong
Divorcée Carmen's hot tub revenge plot with her ex's boss goes hilariously wrong when Barrett shows up instead.
Layover Strangers Share One Bed
Stranded Naomi and Barrett roast each other into bed.
Yacht Tease Finally Alone
Marketing rivals forced alone on luxury yacht.
Fake-Dating the Food Truck Critic Until We Both Come
Petra and Franklin fake-date for good reviews and end up fucking like crazy.