Long Humor & Satire Sex Stories
The longest humor & satire sex stories on the site — slow-burn reads of 2,500+ words for when a quickie isn't enough. Browse all Humor & Satire stories →
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Reunited, Horny, and One Roulette Bet Away from Naked
Old rivals get tipsy, bet on roulette, strip, and fuck like idiots in the VIP lounge.
Gloves Off, Rebound On
Gloves On: Carmen's hilarious rebound hookup turns into sweaty, laughing car sex with her cocky ex-colleague.
Snowed In With My Ex’s Hot Cousin
Trapped in a blizzard with my ex's smug, hilarious cousin, we hate-fuck and roast each other nonstop.
Masked Stranger in My Lap
coworker grinds lap during team building escape room.
Friends With Benefits and a Very Hard Problem
Two burned-out coworkers roast each other’s dating profiles then fuck all over the office.
Losing the Bet in the Florist's Cooler
Locked in a florist cooler, 28-year-old Brigitte and 32-year-old Terrence turn their stupid bet into hilarious sweaty sex.
Divorcée's Hot Tub Revenge Plot Goes Very, Very Wrong
Divorcée Carmen's hot tub revenge plot with her ex's boss goes hilariously wrong when 36-year-old Barrett shows up instead.
Layover Strangers Share One Bed
stranded Naomi and Barrett roast each other into bed.
Yacht Tease Finally Alone
marketing rivals forced alone on luxury yacht.
Fake-Dating the Food Truck Critic Until We Both Come
Petra and Franklin fake-date for good reviews and end up fucking like crazy.