Humor & Satire stories

Nobody talks about it, but sex is frequently hilarious — and pretending otherwise is the least sexy thing of all. These stories embrace the snorted laugh, the collapsed bed, the neighbour's impeccable timing, and the dirty talk that goes so wrong it becomes a private language. The joke is never on the couple; it's the thing that gets them there.

Expect dating-app disasters that end better than they deserve, co-workers improvising through absurd situations, and banter sharp enough to count as foreplay. The laughs are real and so is the heat — every story still delivers.

For nerves without the punchlines, try first time stories; for confidence without them, erotic couplings. Free, explicit, updated daily.