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My Ski Lodge Hookup Says We Shouldn't
A snarky marketing exec and a smug corporate lawyer turn a clumsy ski-lodge collision into filthy, no-strings weekend sex.
The Teacher's Expanding Pregnancy Lessons
A strict professor demonstrates pregnancy by getting knocked up and fucked by her adult students.
Atomic Wedgie in the Changing Room
Rafael gives his fiancée Aisha a hilarious atomic wedgie in the changing room.
Pregnant Star: Five Years of Blockbuster Bellies
A sassy actress keeps showing up visibly pregnant in every blockbuster hit.
Dumb Older Step-Cousin Fucks Younger Step-Cousin in Dryer
Hassan hilariously fucks his stuck step-cousin Aisha in the dryer after she dares him.
Denial: Quadruplets from One Night Stand
Chloe, a attorney, hilariously denies she's hugely pregnant with quadruplets from her one-night stand.
He Fumbles My First Time on the Wrong Couch
A coordinator's first hookup ends in hilarious squeaky-couch sex with the wrong neighbor's furniture.
Karaoke Strangers Bet Their Clothes on the Next Song
Colette and Cody, jaded 28 and coworkers, strip and fuck during a ridiculous karaoke clothing bet.
Strangers on the Midnight Express Swap Fantasies Until They Snap
Two jaded coworkers swap filthy train-sex fantasies until they lock the door and fuck.
Losing the Bet in the Florist's Cooler
Locked in a florist cooler, Brigitte and Terrence turn their stupid bet into hilarious sweaty sex.
Divorcée's Hot Tub Revenge Plot Goes Very, Very Wrong
Divorcée Carmen's hot tub revenge plot with her ex's boss goes hilariously wrong when Barrett shows up instead.
Storm-Tossed Rivals Finally Fuck It Out
Rivals Chloe and Sergio hate-fuck each other senseless during a storm-tossed team-building sail.
Layover Strangers Share One Bed
Stranded Naomi and Barrett roast each other into bed.
Brewing With My Anonymous Hookup
Barrett and Roxanne blindfold-hookup at work, then laugh-fuck over terrible coffee.
Fake-Dating the Food Truck Critic Until We Both Come
Petra and Franklin fake-date for good reviews and end up fucking like crazy.
Quiet Girl Pins Me in the Fitting Room
Quiet coworker pins me in the fitting room and rides me while roasting my sad life.
Best Friends Share A Hot Tub
Best friends share a hot tub but the nosy neighbor watches.
Ink, Banter, and My Anonymous Cock Pic
A snarky copywriter's accidental dick pic sparks hilarious filthy office banter that ends in conference-room sex with tattooed Renata.
Gloves Off, Rebound On
Gloves On: Carmen's hilarious rebound hookup turns into sweaty, laughing car sex with her cocky ex-colleague.
Yacht Tease Finally Alone
Marketing rivals forced alone on luxury yacht.
Masked Stranger in My Lap
Coworker grinds lap during team building escape room.
Accidentally Sexting My Wedding DJ
A flustered bride accidentally sexts her hot wedding DJ and they fuck at the reception.
Snowed In With My Ex’s Hot Cousin
Trapped in a blizzard with my ex's smug, hilarious cousin, we hate-fuck and roast each other nonstop.
Reunited, Horny, and One Roulette Bet Away from Naked
Old rivals get tipsy, bet on roulette, strip, and fuck like idiots in the VIP lounge.
Friends With Benefits and a Very Hard Problem
Two burned-out coworkers roast each other’s dating profiles then fuck all over the office.