Best Humor & Satire Sex Stories

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11 minAug 16

Yacht Tease Finally Alone

marketing rivals forced alone on luxury yacht.

banter
26 minAug 07

Reunited, Horny, and One Roulette Bet Away from Naked

Old rivals get tipsy, bet on roulette, strip, and fuck like idiots in the VIP lounge.

dirty-talkteasingsexual-tension
16 minAug 07

Friends With Benefits and a Very Hard Problem

Two burned-out coworkers roast each other’s dating profiles then fuck all over the office.

dirty-talkmutual-masturbationconfession-kink
18 minAug 07

Snowed In With My Ex’s Hot Cousin

Trapped in a blizzard with my ex's smug, hilarious cousin, we hate-fuck and roast each other nonstop.

6 minAug 07

Accidentally Sexting My Wedding DJ

A flustered bride accidentally sexts her hot wedding DJ and they fuck at the reception.

dirty-talkvoice-noterough-sex
11 minAug 22

Best Friends Share A Hot Tub

best friends share a hot tub but the nosy neighbor watches.

11 min6d ago

Layover Strangers Share One Bed

stranded Naomi and Barrett roast each other into bed.

dirty-talkmutual-undressingsexual-tension
5 minAug 30

Brewing With My Anonymous Hookup

Barrett and Roxanne blindfold-hookup at work, then laugh-fuck over terrible coffee.

fingeringmissionaryrough-sex
17 minAug 12

Masked Stranger in My Lap

coworker grinds lap during team building escape room.

18 minAug 18

Gloves Off, Rebound On

Gloves On: Carmen's hilarious rebound hookup turns into sweaty, laughing car sex with her cocky ex-colleague.

5 minAug 18

Ink, Banter, and My Anonymous Cock Pic

A snarky copywriter's accidental dick pic sparks hilarious filthy office banter that ends in conference-room sex with tattooed Renata.

dirty-talkedginghumiliation
6 minAug 25

Quiet Girl Pins Me in the Fitting Room

Quiet coworker pins me in the fitting room and rides me while roasting my sad life.

dirty-talkhumiliationvoyeurism
11 minAug 27

Fake-Dating the Food Truck Critic Until We Both Come

Petra and Franklin fake-date for good reviews and end up fucking like crazy.

dirty-talkpublic-teasingwhispering
10 min6h agoNew

Storm-Tossed Rivals Finally Fuck It Out

Rivals Chloe and Sergio hate-fuck each other senseless during a storm-tossed team-building sail.

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