Best Humor & Satire Sex Stories
The most-read humor & satire sex stories on the site — ranked by what readers actually pick. Browse all Humor & Satire stories →
Every story we've published, in one quiet list. New ones land at midnight.
Yacht Tease Finally Alone
marketing rivals forced alone on luxury yacht.
Layover Strangers Share One Bed
stranded Naomi and Barrett roast each other into bed.
Friends With Benefits and a Very Hard Problem
Two burned-out coworkers roast each other’s dating profiles then fuck all over the office.
Reunited, Horny, and One Roulette Bet Away from Naked
Old rivals get tipsy, bet on roulette, strip, and fuck like idiots in the VIP lounge.
Snowed In With My Ex’s Hot Cousin
Trapped in a blizzard with my ex's smug, hilarious cousin, we hate-fuck and roast each other nonstop.
Storm-Tossed Rivals Finally Fuck It Out
Rivals Chloe and Sergio hate-fuck each other senseless during a storm-tossed team-building sail.
Accidentally Sexting My Wedding DJ
A flustered bride accidentally sexts her hot wedding DJ and they fuck at the reception.
Best Friends Share A Hot Tub
best friends share a hot tub but the nosy neighbor watches.
Quiet Girl Pins Me in the Fitting Room
Quiet coworker pins me in the fitting room and rides me while roasting my sad life.
Brewing With My Anonymous Hookup
Barrett and Roxanne blindfold-hookup at work, then laugh-fuck over terrible coffee.
Masked Stranger in My Lap
coworker grinds lap during team building escape room.
Gloves Off, Rebound On
Gloves On: Carmen's hilarious rebound hookup turns into sweaty, laughing car sex with her cocky ex-colleague.
Ink, Banter, and My Anonymous Cock Pic
A snarky copywriter's accidental dick pic sparks hilarious filthy office banter that ends in conference-room sex with tattooed Renata.
Fake-Dating the Food Truck Critic Until We Both Come
Petra and Franklin fake-date for good reviews and end up fucking like crazy.
Divorcée's Hot Tub Revenge Plot Goes Very, Very Wrong
Divorcée Carmen's hot tub revenge plot with her ex's boss goes hilariously wrong when 36-year-old Barrett shows up instead.
Losing the Bet in the Florist's Cooler
Locked in a florist cooler, 28-year-old Brigitte and 32-year-old Terrence turn their stupid bet into hilarious sweaty sex.